Well I guess this is growing up.

daftpnk:

drinking doesnt make you cool

not drinking doesnt make you cool either

you know what makes you cool

having sex with me lets focus on that

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tamagoland:

Because madi-starlight asked for some big-sister M’gann (to an adorable little Dick Grayson), so I thought, “hey, I’m an older sister, what did I used to do?”
This.  This is what I used to do.  So let me know; what do not-crap siblings do, when you’re not terrorizing each other?  What do older sisters do with younger brothers?

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2460onetruepairing:

hoshjutchersonfanfiction:

mocha-cookie-kill-yourself:

grungecest:

can we talk about my new shirt

i

want

I would love that shirt.

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Ladies and gentlemen, James Franco

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“So it turned out fine in the end.”

Thank you to The Office who was always a friend when I felt like I had none // 5.16.2013

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assilikesbowties:

too soon?

maybe

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partybarackisinthehousetonight:

my number 1 problem with spiders is that theyre rude like excuse me i did not invte you to crawl all over my bathroom and scare the crap out of me. rude ass bitches

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Food to make you smile: Sprinkles

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